Nothing witty or clever today. I'm so hungover, I'm seeing double. For the love of god, someone bring me some pad thai. Ealadjcklaj,e....

As some of you may or may not know, my brother has been in town for the past two days. I wasn't sure if I'd be able to post this update cause I was worried one of us, if not both of us, would be arrested by this time. So hooray for that. 

And if you're wondering why you're now 1/3 of the way through the chapter entitled "Lust" and Lust has yet to be introduced, I say please be patient. I promise it's coming. And I promise it's twisted.

So hooray for that?

Chapter 2 of AKOD begins today. Lust is about two 16-year old boys who do a lot of very stupid things. Like jump off the roof of their house into a pool. And like help bring down all of modern civilization. Silly kids.

Today, Rapture concludes. Find out what happens when Beatrice finds out that her husband has been cheating on her all along! And with her long lost twin sister! Scandal!

Wait, wait. That's not what happens. I think more people just do more dumb things. Yeah, that sounds more accurate.

Though now I suddenly have the urge to write a soap opera. Rats.