Last week, I didn't do an update? Why? Because I'm a salty son of a bitch and I fucking hate you.

I actually just totally forgot about it. I was running late and posted Despair III right before I ran out the door. I didn't remember until like Tuesday that I forgot to do one of these things and thought, fuck it.


Also, I CONSTANTLY am typing "delirium" instead of "despair". Seriously, every time you see the word "Despair" whether it be in the novel, on my facebook page, or even in this update itself, you can expect that I probably had the word "Delirium" written there first and that I had to go back and edit it properly. I have no idea why, but my brain really seems to prefer the word "Delirium" over "Despair".

I think it's cause I'm drunk so often. And that delirium is just sort of a natural state for me. Therefore my brain meats find comfort in typing that word.

Either that or I'm just a salty son of a bitch.

Yeah, that's probably it.

Oh, and Despair IV is up.

Geesh.

In Despair II, something happens that has never happened before:

People die. And the narrarator gets drunk. And is a sarcastic dick.

"NOO!!" I can hear you gasp from distant lands.

Hm. I wonder where I got the idea to make the narrator a sarcastic dick? Can't imagine.

Despair II is live. Read it while drinking brandy. It'd be such a treat. And you deserve it, you sexy beast, you.

Okay. After last week's delay, Despair I is finally live. This chapter (which is about 40 pages in total) could arguably be the darkest thing I've ever written. I mean, I don't think there's a single page that has cause for joy. There might be one or two, here and there, but if you've learned anything about my style of writing yet, then you should also know that doom is right around the corner.

Doom. What a fun word.

Anyway, strap on your seatbelts, kids. Cause this is the start of a long, miserable road.