This week´s update really shows how much I care about continuing this story on time. I´m currently using a computer that has to be at least a decade old and on a system of Windows and Explorer that is so old, my web-updating software is barely compatible with it. Which is why there´s no PDF of Godlike II right now. I can´t upload any files cause it doesn´t understand the code.
Seriously, being in Argentina sometimes feels like being in a 1983 Benetton ad. But with less racial diversity.
Godlike II is also a little lengthy. The rest of Godlike will be very choppy, in general, with some parts being long and some being short. You´ll all just have to cope. IT´ll be
Today, a shocking turn of events. Beatrice returns from the end of Chapter 1 (click the tag on the right for more information) and ruins the family fortune by spending it all on taco sauce. Can you believe it?
Argentina is lovely, but this country makes me fat. I swear, when I get home, I'm eating nothing but green beans.
And taco sauce.
Hilarity, Part IV is now online and so far, nothing remotely hilarious is going on for Mort Decker and his family. So why is this chapter called Hilarity? Cause I'm a dick.
Though, this is also gonna be another short entry. I have to leave in 45 minutes to catch a plane to Argentina. And, as usual, I haven't packed nor have showered.
But hey, last time I flew out, I only had 30 minutes.
Because life happens, Chapter 3: Part 1 will not be posted today, as the normal schedule would've required. I was running very behind in terms of chapter progress and there are three reasons for that:
1) I got terribly sick for about a week or so
2) My brother was in town from LA
3) I scrapped two halfway completed versions of the chapter which wasted about 20+ pages of material
Add all that up, and it's about a month worth of writing time lost. I'm actually still scrambling to try and get myself caught back up. Especially since the trip I'm making to Argentina next month probably won't exactly help my production schedule either. Ah, cest la vie. See everyone next week.
The site is finished (for now) and online. More links and stories to be added in the near future. Probably after I return from Argentina. Check back here not only for site updates, but for anything that entertains me while I'm trying to be productive. That means be patient. I'm distracted easily by shiny things.