In Despair II, something happens that has never happened before:
People die. And the narrarator gets drunk. And is a sarcastic dick.
"NOO!!" I can hear you gasp from distant lands.
Hm. I wonder where I got the idea to make the narrator a sarcastic dick? Can't imagine.
Despair II is live. Read it while drinking brandy. It'd be such a treat. And you deserve it, you sexy beast, you.