Haha, believe that and I'll tell you another one. Plus, this chapter ain't even over yet. Though our characters do get a little bit of info that'll change their lives for the worse, possibly forever. Because apparently I think that good news is evil. You'd think I grew up in a fucking Taiwanese prison camp or something.
Anywho, stay tuned next week of Sloth's epic conclusion. It'll be about as happy as getting fucked in the ass by God. Which I imagine is unpleasant. Though surprisingly fulfilling.