World's collide in today's update of AKOD. The formerly mentioned Beatrice goes on a journey to discover the magical land of talking bunnies. The adventures they have together are groundbreaking and utterly fantastic.

As you'll all soon discover, the next few chapters of AKOD are going to be a road trip of sorts. It's the slow, happy journey our narrator makes with his companions as he moves from upstate New York all the way down to central Florida. 

On the way, they meet and befriend a family of magical bunnies. And It's those bunnies that point our heroes the way of the gumdrop forest.

Nah, don't worry. There's still just lots of rape and death. Huzzah!

I really wish all these updates came with a bag of chips, don't you? Man, that'd be awesome. Doritos. Cool Ranch flavor. Maybe one of those grab bag sizes. Yeah.

Right. So, back on earth, Despair continues to progress awfully. Not in the sense that I had trouble writing it. More in the sense that more infinitely awful things continue to happen in the AKOD universe. This will not change for sometime. Every time you think to yourself "Hey, it can't get much worse than this," you should slap yourself.

I promise. It's getting worse.

I forget how many people I killed in Despair V. I think at least half a million. Maybe more.

The fact that I'm smiling when I think of how many people I "killed" is bad.

Someone: send help.

Those of you who have been following AKOD from the beginning might have noticed that Acceleration had been lacking something as of late. A little signature theme maybe. A regular, running motif, you might say. And I would tend to agree with you.

So, in Acceleration Part V, I turned back the clocks and gave you what you'd all been missing: A little bit of of death, rape, and child abuse.

YEAH!

But don't worry, to keep your spirits up, something very positive happens as well. And that's.....that's....

That's a lie. This is old school AKOD. Positivity is for suckers.