Lust concludes today with bang (no pun intended). And because I now know that these posts may be the most un-read things on the internet, I'm gonna go find something else to do that's a little more productive. Like clipping my toenails.

I'm about 98% sure that no one ever reads these update posts. So apart from Lust V being live and online, I'm going to say something very offensive here to see if anyone notices. Feel free to leave a comment, if you're paying attention:

Most of the recent tragedy in Japan could have been prevented, but their squity eyes didn't allow them to see the giant tidal wave coming in from the ocean.

Anyone?

Like clockwork, Lust IV is now online. Also, now over halfway through the chapter, Lust has actually been introduced into the story. About time, right? The writer guy's a jerk.

Oh, and nothing cute or clever for April Fool's Day. I tried to think of something good, but then remembered a key element to my existence - I don't really care.

So there's that.

Nothing witty or clever today. I'm so hungover, I'm seeing double. For the love of god, someone bring me some pad thai. Ealadjcklaj,e....

As some of you may or may not know, my brother has been in town for the past two days. I wasn't sure if I'd be able to post this update cause I was worried one of us, if not both of us, would be arrested by this time. So hooray for that. 

And if you're wondering why you're now 1/3 of the way through the chapter entitled "Lust" and Lust has yet to be introduced, I say please be patient. I promise it's coming. And I promise it's twisted.

So hooray for that?

Chapter 2 of AKOD begins today. Lust is about two 16-year old boys who do a lot of very stupid things. Like jump off the roof of their house into a pool. And like help bring down all of modern civilization. Silly kids.